i'm alicia. 24. awesome. phoenix. incredibly lazy. bad taste in music. the youngest cat lady you've met. One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
Just remember, it's turtles all the way down...
Guys, I’m like, really blonde.
19th June 2012
Notes: 11
- Alicia: One more year and I'll finally get to choose a gift for being here and it'll all be worth it
- Shasta: And get a framed certificate!
- Alicia: No way! Oh my god! I can't believe it!
- Shasta: and the pin you get has a tiny diamond in it
- Alicia: HOLY SHIT! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! THAT'S SO AMAZING, I'M WEEPING! /sarcasm
- Shasta: it's so you can wear it on the collar of your professional shirts/jackets
- Alicia: Psh, none of my shirts have collars. IT'S SO I CAN SHOW OFF MY BEWBS!
Sometimes I sit at the computer for a good five minutes thinking “Should I post this on facebook? Do I want to have a bunch of assholes from Idaho freaking out about my comments?”
The answer is yes. Always YES.
I’ve recently become more accepting of my bod. It’s a foreign feeling being confident about showing my flabby arms, back fat, and thunder thighs, but it is a great one.
With this self confidence/self love that I’ve recently acquired, I decided to try [yet again] online dating. Obviously, with no luck. What makes me discouraged the most are the “chubby chasers”. I may embrace my bod, and I’d like to find a guy who does too, but I am not a fetish. Let me just say that again;
I AM NOT A FETISH.
Please do not start talking to me because you’d like to feed me. I’m an adult, I’ll feed myself.
My body is the size it is because of me, not for you.
Also, very important, not all fat women identify as BBWs or want to be referred to as such.
I just want to cuddle up on the couch and watch Adventure Time. Is that too much to ask for?
- Me: You're lame
- Rachel: duhhhh
- Sarah: *Makes a really loud clicking noise with her tongue*
- Me: What?! How did you do that?
- Sarah: You put your tongue up on the roof of your mouth and then suck until it pops
- Me: *trying/failing*
- Sarah: You have to have a strong tongue...
- Me: Oh, well I haven't had a boyfriend in over three years so...
- Sarah: HAHA! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Phoenix Comicon 2012!
Phoenix Comicon 2012!
Hey everyone, I went to Phoenix Comicon this saturday dressed as Lumpy Space Princess.
Checkit.