YOU GUYS! SHE’S SO GODDAMN CUTE I’M THROWING UP ALL OVER THE PLACE!

Ladies and non-ladies, let me introduce my newest baby, Khalessi.

  1. Camera: Motorola MB200
"I know that Optimus wants to be an only cat, but he isn’t the boss of me."
— Me
"Your cat thought it would be funny to sleep with his legs wide open while sporting a red rocket. He’s the baddest!"
— Text from roommie

“Woke up, felt like shit. Went to work, felt like shit.”
Children of Men (2006)

“Woke up, felt like shit. Went to work, felt like shit.”

Children of Men (2006)

Someone didn’t watch “Martha Marcy May Marlene” and is able to fall asleep and not be paranoid that the guy in the white was part of th cult and WHY WAS THERE AN SUV THERE!? Also, did we forget about the rocks on the roof? SO MANY UN-ANSWERED QUESTIONS!

  1. Camera: Motorola MB200

Ugh…

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HEY EVERYONE! COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK! [as a blonde!]


for your health

for your health

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