Maybe it's time to go a little bit crazy...

Never take anything seriously, you never get hurt. Never get hurt, you can always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit all your friends.

i'm alicia. 24. awesome. phoenix. incredibly lazy. bad taste in music. the youngest cat lady you've met. One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.

Just remember, it's turtles all the way down...

Haven’t been on tumblr in a while, due to dumb reasons that aren’t even reasons, so I figured my comeback post will be a shout out to Yitzy Paul. How’s it goin’?

(Source: backroadbeauty)

Guys, I’m like, really blonde.

"I know that Optimus wants to be an only cat, but he isn’t the boss of me."

— Me

Friday!

Hey guys! My baby brother graduated high school!

Let’s give this guy a round of applause via internet tubes.

"I’m so glad those people finally left my cube so now I don’t have to look like I’m doing work"

— yours truly

So Fresh. So Profesh.

Alicia: One more year and I'll finally get to choose a gift for being here and it'll all be worth it
Shasta: And get a framed certificate!
Alicia: No way! Oh my god! I can't believe it!
Shasta: and the pin you get has a tiny diamond in it
Alicia: HOLY SHIT! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! THAT'S SO AMAZING, I'M WEEPING! /sarcasm
Shasta: it's so you can wear it on the collar of your professional shirts/jackets
Alicia: Psh, none of my shirts have collars. IT'S SO I CAN SHOW OFF MY BEWBS!

vanilladollhouse:

COSPLAY SPOTLIGHT PT 2
And here is part two of my cosplay pictures from the con.
pics 1 & 2 are Tomoe Mami from Puella Magi Madoka Magica, if I am correct. Ok this girl was the cutest thing! <3 Look at her pose in the second picture. She has got the moe anime girl thing DOWN. Her wig, makeup, and accessories were really awe inspiring. She had very long eyelashes with these gorgeous golden circle lenses that you can’t really see due to a combo of my camera’s limitations and bad lighting. She also styled the wig herself. Those curls! I was just really impressed with all the ork she put into her costume. Btw, her skirt is glittery.
Pics 3 & 4 are another Lumpy Space Princess! She was ALL sparkles and sas and just really blew me away with her outfit. What a gorgeous take on the character. She was so sassy and pretty. *swoon!
Pic 5 is Cartman from South Park. They even had a bag of cheesy poofs. Too cool. She was great and we talked as much as we could in a loud and very crowded area about how we need more plus sized people cosplaying and just really having a good time with it no matter what. A+ for flipping off the camera in perfect Cartman style.
Pic 6 is a very cute lolita. I see this girl around at the cons but we never talk. I’m sure it’s because in the past I probably haven’t made myself very approachable but she was wearing a very cute Milky Planet dress. I adore Milky Planet so of course I wanted to drool all over her. We talked about how lolita is the best date wear, and why we are ok with replicas, and really how sickening all the drama in the community is and how we just want to stay out of it now. It was really refreshing to speak to another plus sized lolita about these issues. However, when I asked if I could put her picture here (Yes I did ask everyone for their permission first) , she gave me the impression she felt I would me doing so to mock her. I tried to explain myself but I think I may not have always done my best at combating that image of myself in the past. What I am trying to say is, sometimes you just miss out on cool people trusting you because of past mistakes and that sucks. But she really was a cutie. <3

HEY EVERYONE! COME SEE HOW CUTE I LOOK!

vanilladollhouse:

COSPLAY SPOTLIGHT PT 2

And here is part two of my cosplay pictures from the con.

pics 1 & 2 are Tomoe Mami from Puella Magi Madoka Magica, if I am correct. Ok this girl was the cutest thing! <3 Look at her pose in the second picture. She has got the moe anime girl thing DOWN. Her wig, makeup, and accessories were really awe inspiring. She had very long eyelashes with these gorgeous golden circle lenses that you can’t really see due to a combo of my camera’s limitations and bad lighting. She also styled the wig herself. Those curls! I was just really impressed with all the ork she put into her costume. Btw, her skirt is glittery.

Pics 3 & 4 are another Lumpy Space Princess! She was ALL sparkles and sas and just really blew me away with her outfit. What a gorgeous take on the character. She was so sassy and pretty. *swoon!

Pic 5 is Cartman from South Park. They even had a bag of cheesy poofs. Too cool. She was great and we talked as much as we could in a loud and very crowded area about how we need more plus sized people cosplaying and just really having a good time with it no matter what. A+ for flipping off the camera in perfect Cartman style.

Pic 6 is a very cute lolita. I see this girl around at the cons but we never talk. I’m sure it’s because in the past I probably haven’t made myself very approachable but she was wearing a very cute Milky Planet dress. I adore Milky Planet so of course I wanted to drool all over her. We talked about how lolita is the best date wear, and why we are ok with replicas, and really how sickening all the drama in the community is and how we just want to stay out of it now. It was really refreshing to speak to another plus sized lolita about these issues. However, when I asked if I could put her picture here (Yes I did ask everyone for their permission first) , she gave me the impression she felt I would me doing so to mock her. I tried to explain myself but I think I may not have always done my best at combating that image of myself in the past. What I am trying to say is, sometimes you just miss out on cool people trusting you because of past mistakes and that sucks. But she really was a cutie. <3

HEY EVERYONE! COME SEE HOW CUTE I LOOK!

Submit, motherfuckers!

Sometimes I sit at the computer for a good five minutes thinking “Should I post this on facebook? Do I want to have a bunch of assholes from Idaho freaking out about my comments?”

The answer is yes. Always YES.

Don’t blubber, chubber…

I’ve recently become more accepting of my bod. It’s a foreign feeling being confident about showing my flabby arms, back fat, and thunder thighs, but it is a great one.

With this self confidence/self love that I’ve recently acquired, I decided to try [yet again] online dating. Obviously, with no luck. What makes me discouraged the most are the “chubby chasers”. I may embrace my bod, and I’d like to find a guy who does too, but I am not a fetish. Let me just say that again;

I AM NOT A FETISH.

Please do not start talking to me because you’d like to feed me. I’m an adult, I’ll feed myself.
My body is the size it is because of me, not for you.
Also, very important, not all fat women identify as BBWs or want to be referred to as such.

I just want to cuddle up on the couch and watch Adventure Time. Is that too much to ask for?