I was invited to my cousin’s graduation [college] dinner and this is going to be my face.
Lets’ invite the cousin who can’t eat red meat, dairy, or fatty food to a BBQ restaurant! I’m sure she’ll have lots to eat and tons of fun.
I though I was able to get out of it with the “I don’t have a ride” excuse, but they’ve graciously offered to pick me up. Let’s drive all the way to Glendale and count all the people who are going to get a triple by-pass in the next ten years!
Leave it to Americans to ruin tacos.
I hate you.
I hate you so much.
Hate you forever, PHX!