"I started thinking about all the sex that happens every second around the world. I mean right now, people are out there, just goin’ into each other, wearin’ out their knees. And I wanted to be one of ‘em."
— Professor Frank, Professor Bros.: Fliff Night, Part 1 (via sisususi)

Cuz I drop this, and I drop that.

Oh yeah I dropped it, dropped it, dropped it, just like algebra class.

Also, why not the cobler burger?

The Professor Brothers - The T.A. Interview