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I know that Optimus wants to be an only cat, but he isn’t the boss of me.– Me
portugasm: thegabbicave: portugasm: must resist all the butts why would you ever resist a butt?
DAMN YOU, MOCKINGJAY!
Alicia: This book is tearing me up. I'm going to just give up on life
Rachel: Aww haha don't cry, which part are you at?
Alicia: She just spoke with Peeta, and he doesn't love her anymore!? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!? OH GOD! And now I'm crying. It's not fair, goddamnit!
Rachel: lol right?!? i was gonna say don't cry but too late, ya big baby
Alicia: I'm super crying over here
Rachel: lmao wipe those tears foo
Alicia: I can't stop! Oh god!
Rachel: hahahaha just waittt it'll get betta
Alicia: Better as in, I'll stop crying, or better as in, I'll cry more?
Rachel: haha actually probably both
Beware The Friendly Stranger by Boards of...
I started thinking about all the sex that happens every second around the world....– Professor Frank, Professor Bros.: Fliff Night, Part 1 (via sisususi)
I’m so glad those people finally left my cube so now I don’t have to...– yours truly
So Fresh. So Profesh.
Alicia: One more year and I'll finally get to choose a gift for being here and it'll all be worth it
Shasta: And get a framed certificate!
Alicia: No way! Oh my god! I can't believe it!
Shasta: and the pin you get has a tiny diamond in it
Alicia: HOLY SHIT! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! THAT'S SO AMAZING, I'M WEEPING! /sarcasm
Shasta: it's so you can wear it on the collar of your professional shirts/jackets
Alicia: Psh, none of my shirts have collars. IT'S SO I CAN SHOW OFF MY BEWBS!
J: See this girl, isn't she super pretty?
Me & Roommate: Eh... no, not really.
J: WHAT?! No way! She's so pretty!
Me: I mean, I guess she's ok.
Roommate: She's pretty by Idaho standards.
J: Wow, you two are really rude.
Me: Hey man, I've seen the bitches in Scottsdale. They may be fake, but they're still prettier than her.
Roommate: She's just Idaho pretty. She couldn't make it in the real world.
But it’s Better if You Do - Panic! At the...
meeooww: CLICK THE SQUARES. THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.