June 2012
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Submit, motherfuckers!
Sometimes I sit at the computer for a good five minutes thinking “Should I post this on facebook? Do I want to have a bunch of assholes from Idaho freaking out about my comments?”
The answer is yes. Always YES.
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May 2012
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Don't blubber, chubber...
I’ve recently become more accepting of my bod. It’s a foreign feeling being confident about showing my flabby arms, back fat, and thunder thighs, but it is a great one.
With this self confidence/self love that I’ve recently acquired, I decided to try [yet again] online dating. Obviously, with no luck. What makes me discouraged the most are the “chubby chasers”. I may...
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Just so you guys know, it looks like your facebook...
rosa—sparks:
ipomoeaandthestarstealers:
nessfraserloves:
So like, if your facebook e-mail and tumblr e-mail are the same, you might just want to be aware of that.
Or maybe not. I don’t know how this shit works. But if you’re concerned about people finding you here, you might want to be aware.
NOOOOOOO
SHIT.
UH! BUT! BUT! TUMBLR IS WHERE I GO TO TALK CRAP ABOUT MY FACEBOOK...
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Friendship
Me: You're lame
Rachel: duhhhh
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Practice makes perfect
Sarah: *Makes a really loud clicking noise with her tongue*
Me: What?! How did you do that?
Sarah: You put your tongue up on the roof of your mouth and then suck until it pops
Me: *trying/failing*
Sarah: You have to have a strong tongue...
Me: Oh, well I haven't had a boyfriend in over three years so...
Sarah: HAHA! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
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“Chicken fingers for the brain are better than starving the brain, but as a...”
– justannesopinion [From this article about grown adults reading YA books. I’m not sure if this was satire or not. Either way, reading is reading, in my book. PUN!]
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Generalize the fuck outta me
patrickandmarcus:
As a man, I have no problem with women generalizing men as rapists, misogynists, yada yada. Because I’ve seen men do some vile shit and had to stop even viler shit from happening. This is from the 3rd grade to now. Waayyy out of line touching, sick name-calling, physical abuse, all dat shit. I see looks in men’s eyes that make me uncomfortable, so imagine how a woman who...
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ok, so...
The Number of the Beast, 666; is a term in the Book of Revelation, of the New Testament, that is associated with the Beast of Revelationin chapter 13.
The root of 666 = 25.8069
Some peeps be thinking that the world will end on 12/21/2012.
I was born on 12/21/1987, my 25th birthday is this year.
Am I the devil?
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Hotdogs.
With a side of hotdogs.
