Wow, rude. You liked the dream when you were making out with [my roommate] but...– Me [[Telling my ex about the weird dream I had last night]]
thelifeof-finn asked: Do you know what time it is?
Sideways by Citizen Cope Stuck in my head...
The High Road by Broken Bells
I’m going to just start posting a SHIT TON of Broken Bells right now. So, hold on to your loins.
Once you go Black Forrest Cake, you never go back.
Me: I love Black Forrest Cake
Bennita: Wow, you do?
Me: Yeah, it's good!
Bennita: Have you had a lot of it?
Me: Enough to know that I love it.
Bennita: I'm suprised you're saying this so loud.
Me: That I love black forrest cake?
Bennita: OH! CAKE! I heard something else.
I just looked at Amazon reviews of The...
mykicks: svennysvensven: Why. “Not a single character was likeable or relatable.” I related to every single character. Why is it an average of three stars. It is the best book. People are pretty much just complaining that these people’s lives are too sad for their fucking reading pleasure. What the fuuuuck. Someone asked me for reading recommendations, but nothing too heavy, so I looked...
yitzytaughtme asked: Psh, you don't need to be anonymous to know this chick is awesome.
Anonymous asked: Your followers suuuck if they dont like laughing about period issues. Everyone should be open and upfront about periods. I heard they are pretty fun!! My girlfriend turns into a raging bitch when she is having her Ragtime, but I can't stop laughing! tell me more about your period, I'm entralled!!!
Anonymous asked: You're awesome.
Lost a few followers! I’m assuming that they weren’t fond of my period posts.
Anonymous asked: Tell us about the tampons you use? Like the type, brand, scented or unscented. Tell us EVERYTHING!!!!
benton365 asked: Hows the flow?? I hear is running prety damn heavy!! Or spotty on some days!!
There are days when I just feel like saying:
“FUCK IT! I JUST WANT TO BE A WHORE AND HUMP ALL THE BOYS!” But then I remember that I don’t want any STDs and I like not being a whore.
tobeabsolved asked: what are your most vulgar thoughts
aarbearrawr asked: How many poops are in your butt?
I feel like sharing some TMI tonight. Wanna ask me...
DOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! [[That link goes to my ask-box. Incase you were wondering.]]
aarbearrawr asked: MISS YOU BUNCHES POOPFACE!
I can do amazing things with my face.– Randy
Texts to the ex
(623):Just found out Zac Efron has a phoenix tattoo. Match. Made. In. Heaven.