February 2011
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Seven Ways to Listen to the New Radiohead Album
butterteam:
1. Lying on the roof of the abandoned building where you once went to elementary school 2. Staring at a broken bicycle 3. Drinking gin in an Ikea parking lot at 6 am 4. Naked in the front of the mirror crying softly 5. Painting your bathroom black 6. Combing the hair of a child that isn’t yours 7. Baking a cake that you’re just going to throw away
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I like #4 the best.
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absentofgrace:
Jezebel: Why We All Need Planned Parenthood
A little longer than most Jezebel articles but a good read of one woman’s personal life experiences with Planned Parenthood. I’ve gone only once to a PP for a free STD test, which I was grateful I had available to me. Since I’ve moved to Washington, I’ll either have to find a new gynecologist or start using...
Morning hair
Me: You look like a bum.
Matt: Bums don't have a wallet full of cash. (Opens wallet to prove that he does have money)
Me: You're just a prostitute.
Matt: Hey, cash is cash.
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Bennita.
Me: OOH! Make your own Samoas!
Ben: Mmmm! I haven't had any Girl Scouts this year.
Me: ...
Ben: I mean Girl Scout cookies!
I mean, it IS 2011
I just changed my address info for:
APS
Chase
USPS
And I can’t believe how easy it was. It took me less than 15 minutes to do all three.
I love the internet so much.
Also, hey guys! Guess what?! I moved!
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My ex-boyfriend > your ex-boyfriend
skanee:
Thank you for the scarf and the mini elephant, Tyler. I’m glad you arrived safely in Turkey.
Psh.
My ex not only fixes my computer and let me “borrow” his vacuum for a million years; he will leave work and take me to the doctors when I snort basil leaves.
So… my ex is pretty much the greatest.
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Takes one to know one...
Alicia: Am I a hipster?
Jonathan: yup
Alicia: I don't know how I feel about that.
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Update:
Went to the doctor today because I couldn’t talk and I coulnt sleep, I couldn’t eat, and I couldn’t breath. Now I’m on some drugs and I feel like my head is going to explode. I had to call out of work. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME???!!!?!?
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Man, oh man...
I got so much done tonight!
Grocery shopping!
Cleaned cat box!
Filed taxes!
Now it’s cupcake time!