December 2011
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“One day Prince Charming will come by and say “Oh look, you dropped your...”
– Rachel [because she wears a shoe size larger than most ladies, doesn’t make her any less beautiful! <3]
November 2011
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“Be Ashamed to Die, Until You Have Scored Some Victory for Humanity”.”
– Horace Mann
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I had to get rid of my "Homemade" tag tracker...
I just can’t won’t spank it at work.
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Scientific evidence for God's existence →
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CLOTU FOREVER
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Meanwhile at Whole Foods ... →
A man who witnessed the attack but declined to give his name said he was buying an organic orange when the crowd arrived.
An organic orange.
An organic orange.
As in, just one orange.
helloimalicia asked: Do people spell your name wrong all the time? Only very recently have people been getting it right. I've gotten things like "Aleesha" or "Alisha" and sometimes "Alice" but I don't know how?
Missin' my beef
me: BEEF! Don't be cooking anymore!
Jonathan : Ask Aaron about the surge. It's hard to. Type I keep dropping my phone from the meds
Internet! My friend dropped a pot of boiling water on his foot and now he's in the hospital!