“Most cynics are really crushed romantics: they’ve been hurt, they’re sensitive, and their cynicism is a shell that’s protecting this tiny, dear part in them that’s still alive.” —Jeff Bridges [YOU GUYS!]
Well, that's nice.
- Me: Kim, what did you want to grow up to be when you were younger?
- Kim: Well, when I was younger I would watch TV with my grandparents and they were always watching the older movies with all the dancing. Every time there was a dancing scene, I would dance along.
- Me: That's cute!
- Kim: Yeah, so about ten years later I became a stripper.
- Me: ...
9/11 and "Macarena" were the two biggest uniters of the modern era.