January 2011
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Tried what?
Customer: Can I get a high definition cable box if I don't have a high definition TV?
Me: That would be pointless because you'd be paying for services that wouldn't be high definition.
Customer: How can I tell if my TV is high def?
Me: Sir, you would know.
Customer: How?
Me: Either it would say that it is high def or when you purchased it you would have been told that you were paying for a high def TV.
Customer: Well, I tried.
Me: Ok.
Jan 31st
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Just kill me now.
Me: Is there anything else I can assist you with today?
Customer: Yeah, can you help Greenbay win the super bowl?
Me: ............Thank you for calling [company].
Jan 30th
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He ain't got no alibi...
Roomie: Ew. Female swimmers are ALWAYS ugly. Only the guys are hot.
Me: No way, that one Olympic swimmer is fucking ugly.
Roomie: He's not a swimmer, he's a retard.
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Anonymous asked: Are you dressed up your date wth Jon H?? Thats so awesome your two are dating!! I knew you two would get to get together someday!! Yay for cute babies!!
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lecocoageek asked: Doooo itttt! Nicky Blonsky is pretty hot in Hairspray, or in general. Besides, skinny bitches are so yesterday. Um...yeah.
Jan 20th
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Decisions
Do I start the year off by dieting/exersizing? Or Do I keep my current body type and go out for Tracy Turnblad because The Broadway Palm Dinner Theater in Mesa is doing Hairspray? … I’m getting pie.
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
Not another golden globes post...
Diego: oh did you watch the golden globes?
Alicia: Nah. I saw an acceptance speech on the internet but that's about it.
Diego: lol
Alicia: I could care less what Hollywood people think of other Hollywood people
Diego: it was just funny bc he clowned on a lot of people
Alicia: Oh, I saw the beginning, where the guy from the British office totally schooled everyone; I loved it. But of course, since it's an award show by Hollywood for Hollywood, people got their panties in a bunch
Diego: lol well yeah he called John Travolta gay among other things, lol
Alicia: I mean, the internet says things like that all the time. It's not like they're royalty. They're celebrities.
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Ok then...
[My supervisor walks up to me and hands me an "Acknoledgement of Receipt" for our company's new handbook but no new handbook.]
Me: Wait, what is this? Am I supposed to sign this now?
Her: Yep. They're trying something new.
Me: But, I don't have the handbook. How can I say that I've recieved something when...I...didn't.
Her: That's what I'm saying.
Me: ...I'm not signing it.
Her: Ok. [Walks away]
[[30 seconds later she comes back and takes the form and says that they changed their minds.]]
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Live blogging up in this...
Pasta Paradise on the travel channel. Go. NAO!
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Hay-Rass
bettiemachete: I was on a call today with someone for about an hour. Possibly longer. The whole entire time he was yelling at me and belittling me. Here’s the gist: His picture was a little snowy and a little discolored. Did some basic troubleshooting through the yelling, name-calling, and belittling talk. Spoke to dispatch who was able to get a tech out for him right away. You would think...
Jan 16th
Jan 16th
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Beauty for Nerds: Back to the Future
youveescaped: So as you have previously seen, I’m not only a big fan of Back to the Future but of nail polish. I think the only person with a truer love of nail polish might be Miss Bailey. As a proud owner of the new box set trilogy, I have compiled a list of what I would call my line of Back to the Future nail polishes. I’m going to try to mix colors myself but for now, I will give you my...
Jan 16th
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Jan 14th
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Name → Alicia [Ah-lee-SEE-ah] Nicknames → Friend, sister, fathead, Al <-That’s the only REAL nickname I’ve ever been given. Birthday → December 21 Zodiac → Sagittarius [Even after the zodiac changes] Hair → Dark brown Eyes → Dark, dark brown. Height → Five feet TALL.   Body Type → A lot to love.  Haha. Relationship Status → Forever alone Kids → None. Pets → Optimus...
Jan 14th
Scientists plan mission to probe Uranus →
Jan 12th
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benton365 asked: you should be cleaning instead of tumblr....just saaaaainy
Jan 11th
benton365 asked: you should be cleaning instead of tumblr....just saaaaainy
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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“Helping hands are holier than lips which pray.”
– Sai Baba
Jan 10th
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Daddy
tomyhusband: I’m never going to call you that.  That goes double for “baby”.
Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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