[[Talking about a conference that a bunch of people from my work were invited to]]
me: Not all of the ladies from [[work]] were invited. Bunch of chumps
Charlie: That is bogus. you all should go or have several. Although I don't know what you all talk about
me: Tampons and cats
me: pretty much what we always talk about
Charlie: too funny. What does an elephant use for a tampon?
me: I dunno?
Charlie: A sheep
Charlie: What does an elephant use for a vibrator?...An epileptic
I should be working on my day *4 drawing challenge. Instead, I’m searching tumblr for “clotu” pictures since I just found out what the frick it means. [[Thanks Matt-t!]] *I didn’t do the third day because I’m lazy. **I’ll probably just stop doing the challenge all together.
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Anonymous asked: Your cat looks like a Lesssbian, how do you feel about it now??
Anonymous asked: So in your pic, you look like a muppet, how is that going for you?
Downloading iTunes so that I can get free language lessons. I HATE iTunes. Jussayin.
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