July 2010
Guh...
Downloading iTunes so that I can get free language lessons.
I HATE iTunes.
Jussayin.
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Receipt only, not official...yet...
Click here to get ordained.
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gabekelley-deactivated20120813 asked: THANK YOU FOR THE KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THE ZEBRA PEN.
You basically saved my life.
You basically saved my life.
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STORY TYME!
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—/ I took the one less traveled by, / And that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost
[[Skip to the end for the only good part of the story]]
So, one time I went to camp. It was a week long church camp that I got to go on for free because my parents were *poor. YAY! I wasn’t the only person there from my church and I knew at least two or three...
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Childhood
So, one time when I was living with my father, he tried to take my computer privileges away from me.
But he didn’t do it in a mature way by talking to me or telling me WHY I was being punished.
Instead he thought he’d be clever and just take away the mouse to the computer.
I, being a 15 year old girl who pretty much lived on the internet, found a way around his punishment by...
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T minus one hour and 56 minutes...
Roomie: Omg, have you seen the new Degrassi?!?!?!?!
Me: NOT YET GODDAMNIT! I'm still at work. DON'T SAY A THING! NOT A FINGA!
Roomie: OMFG!!! You're not gonna believe what happens. Text me after you watch it.
Me: I'm hyperventilating... if these two hours don't hurry the fuck up, I'm going to kill myself.
Roomie: SHIT SON!!!
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Pretty much...
I walk inside the starbucks by my work and they already start making my drink.
I get the same thing every time;
Grande
Soy
Chi
Easy on the ice
They know me by name and the tards that come in with me.
[[I’m usually escorted by Bennita, Jon, Aaron, or Shasta.]]
Today Taryn asked me where my entourage was, and I explained that I was the only one that works on Sunday.
Once, I went in to...
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I'm serious about my cat.
Me: Here, feel this cat. ISN'T HE THE SOFTEST CAT IN THE WORLD!
M: Yeah, he's pretty soft.
Me: BUT HE'S THE SOFTEST MEW MEW CAT CAT!
M: ...
Me: Isn't he the most softest cat you've ever hugged?
M: I mean, all cats are soft...
Me: [[takes cat away]] DON'T TOUCH MY CAT ANYMORE.
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fuckyeahdisneyland:
Opening day was such a disaster that pretty much every press organization that attended the celebration had predicted the park’s failure within one year. It opened on a day that was 101 degrees and the street asphalt still wasn’t dry, leading to it sticking to shoes. By the end of the first day, all but 2 of the 48 Autopia cars were crashed and about half the rides were...
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comicscavern:
Can you afford not to know?
Um… duh?
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JUST FOUND OUT: A girl I went to school with got...
It’s like her second cousin who is the son of her ex-aunt.
So not blood.
Not even in the same family anymore.
But still.
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Finding/posting the songs that have been stuck in...
Not that I have to have a reason to post awesome songs.
Jusssayin.
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quiero hacer contigo lo que la primavera hace con...
iwanttodowithyouwhatspringdoestothecherrytrees
I’m the worst girl to ask for advice because I don’t do the whole oh...
– Me [[Talking to a co-worker about gyrls]]