Maybe it's time to go a little bit crazy...

… Animal meme I would use to tell my story of how I walked into a bathroom stall at work today because I wanted to use it but it didn’t open because someone else was using it.

BRB, LOOKING NAO!

Things I said while on an hour long call trying to get an 85 year old woman to change her TV to channel three:

• Ma’am, you DO have a channel up and a channel down button on your remote. You need to look for it.
• *in head* Of course she doesn’t own a cordless phone. They’ve only been around for over 20 years…
• Ok, now press the channel PLUS button on the (company) remote.
  -Ok, gimme a second
  [Wait two minutes]
  -Ok, the sound got louder on the TV, but the picture stayed the same.
  Ma’am, you changed the volume not the channel…again.
• *to co-worker* I’ve been on the phone for about 45 minutes trying to get this woman, who I’m sure went to high school with Teddy Roosevelt, to change the channel on her DAMN TV!
• *in head* I’m going to kill myself. I bet that’s how she’s managed to live this long. She calls in to tech support and those people kill themselves and die in exchange for her.
• *to co-worker* I hate when customers like this start to say that they’re sorry they’re so stupid. I mean, I bet they’re not stupid people but changing a channel isn’t rocket science so…what do I say?

The call ended with the customer happy and my wrists still intact.

JUST WON TWENTY-FIVE BUCKS AT WORK!

YEAH GIRL!