November 2010
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If a significant portion of our species insists on discriminating, hating,...
– -Guy P. Harrison [[50 Reasons People Give for Believing in a God]]
I hate Cox so much.
Their website is crap, they charge me for stuff I don’t want, and I can’t upgrade my stuff whenever I want.
Seriously.
Fuck em.
[[Also, http://www.ihatecox.com/]]
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Dilema:
I have a serious-faced paper cut on my right-hand middle finger.
This is my scrolly finger.
How can I scroll through tumblr with a paper cut?
Life is hard.
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Work.
CHRIS from the SC xferred CHARLOTTE because she wasn’t happy with her premium channel
Confirmed that phone number is correct
Customer wanted to complain about a program that was on channel 105 [[Cat House]] because there were “women showing other women how to give their husbands blowjobs”
Offered to remove channel
Caller declined
Offered to set up parental controls
Caller...
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Needz moar cats plz.
Joe: i want to see moar catz riding vacuums
Alicia: Story of my life
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Hir
/cry.
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benton365 asked: Wanna go to H&M today?? after im off work
So pretty much,
You guys won’t be seeing a happy post about how I got my loan from my bank, drove to Tempe to get my scooter:
And how it’s being delivered to my apartment, because there is no way I’d be able to safely drive it from Tempe to downtown PHX.
You won’t be seeing this post because it didn’t happen.
Three. THREE banks declined my applications for a loan in one day.
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GOOD PEOPLE ON THE INTERNETS!
Let us all pray and give good thoughts, that I may get the loan that enables me to purchase my moped.
Let us all pray that they don’t care that my credit score is kind of low, that the interest rates doesn’t rape me, and the that moped store still has the color moped I want.
Yea verily, and amen.
[[I’msonervousIcouldshit.]]
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@Psalms 14: 1-3
Rude.
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CRAZY CAT LADY POST!!!1!!!
Optimus Prime [O.P.]: MEEEEOOOOOOW!
Me: Oh yeah? What are you doing?
O.P.: mew
Me: Did you piss on my sweater today?
O.P.: MEOWMEOWMEOW
Me: Is that all you did today, pee on my stuff?
O.P.: **Blank stare**
Me: Jesus...
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Ode to A Single Person [[Revised]]
When you’re single,
Life can be Amazing,
No one is there to bring you down,
Berate you or hurt you,
There is no one to tell you that they don’t love you,
No one to tell you to share your ice cream,
Or surprisingly dump you off guard,
When you are single, no one is there to break your heart,
Life IS fun when you’re single,
And that fun can last as long as you let it,
I see couples...
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I hate you G&D
[[Here's some back story- There's this place call George and Dragon here in PHX that is ok when you're already drunk and want some bomb pub food {if it's not too late} Other than that, the place is full of bikers, weirdos, and the nerds that work at my job]]
Diego: lol it is bc of the fact they only have 1 waitress for everyone but still
Alicia: I will give them the food and better beer variety as a plus. but the skanks that work there are... well, skanks. And I hate them
Diego: lol its only like one. the rest quit
Alicia: Every time I've been there, they have not done their job well. Any of them. So I dissagree that it is only one
Alicia: it's the gaggle of skanks
Alicia: haha, a murder of skanks
Alicia: a flock of skanks
Alicia: all the skanks
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