February 2010
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Oh Optimus Prime...
me: Zachary, the cat is stressed.
Zach: LOL
me: he keeps pissing on stuff, and it makes me sad, because I yell at him...
Zach: That means he's stressed cat?
me: and then cry because I yelled at him.
Zach: Take him to a cat psychologist, or cat counselor.
me: lol
Zach: He'll probably talk about his broken cat-home.
me: his divorced parents hurts him deep.
Haiti Kids Taken by Americans Reportedly Have... →
“The church members, most from Idaho, said they were only trying to rescue abandoned and traumatized children”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
January 2010
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Because I know you were wondering...
cats don’t like hairdryers.
carry on.
OH EM GEE! LOOK WHAT I FOUND! →
Just illegally downloaded The Grey Album
But I figured since I usually buy songs off of Amazon it equals out in the end.
Rite?
Rite.
So, I’m on song two as I type.
Done live blogging.
For now.
matt-t:
inthefade:
Bel Biv Devoe - Poison
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UNICORNS THAT IS ALL →
(via datn)
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No Jon, I don't have any candy for you...
veganshoegazer:
alabibecia:
veganshoegazer:
alabibecia:
but I will buy you a beer if you go out tonight.
But I NEED candy….
How about I get you a jolly rancher?
Or, a chocolate cake!?!
Every jolly rancher in this building tastes like crap today and I doubt you have vegan chocolate cake…..but if you do….
I’m talking about the shots you dolt.
Thoughts On Swimsuits.
Co-Worker: Do you want to look at this Victoria's Secret swimsuit catalogue?
Me: Nah, I don't feel like crying this morning.
No Jon, I don't have any candy for you...
veganshoegazer:
alabibecia:
but I will buy you a beer if you go out tonight.
But I NEED candy….
How about I get you a jolly rancher?
Or, a chocolate cake!?!
No Jon, I don't have any candy for you...
but I will buy you a beer if you go out tonight.
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I have to go pick up minisparks now.
rosasparks:
Over the weekend, after she picked out her Chemical Brothers albums and various other tunes, she turned to me and told me she decided she wants to be Lady Gaga for Halloween.
When we get home, she and I are going through a bunch of Gaga pictures I’ve selected for her. She wants to pick out her costume now and put the picture on the wall, to look at. For inspiration, I think.
She’s...
LIVE BLOG!!1!
Sitting in my P.J.’s listening to The Decemberists.
Believe it or not, I didn’t have them on my computer.
Just old (super scratched) CDs.
So I downloaded a few key albums.
Oh amazon, I spend way too much money when I go to your site.
Like purchasing SUPER ULTRA CUTE shakers.
No joke.
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Explosions In The...
I was on my way home from a difficult day at work and sat at a stop light crying, I looked over and this little old man with a cowboy hat was singing country. That alone brought a smile to my face but when he looked at me and saw my tears he pretended to lasso and pull me in. Cute old men who know exactly what a girls dream man would do GMH.
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WASH YOUR DIRTY FACE!
Zach: One of the most annoying things: pooping right after a shower. It's like, wtf.
me: Dude. Muncho and I got wet wipes for that very reason. No joke
Zach: .. ?! To wet-wipe your ass??
me: Yes. haha. Not like, baby wipes... but like baby wipes
Zach: LOL! I've never heard of that one. But I guess that would super-clean your ass. Fucking awesome. I'm glad we had this conversation
I don't bite...
Hey you followers, I’m bored at work.
Show me some love.
Ask me some questions.
Pry into my bid-ness.
Word.
=)
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Of Montreal - A Sentence Of Sorts In Kongsvinger
SHOWS SHOWS SHOWS SHOWS SHOWS! everybody! SHOWS...
The roomie and I were talking about how we’re old and don’t go to concerts anymore.
We’re so old, we still call them concerts. [Not shows]
So, I’ve decided that I’m going to go to the following CONCERTS that are coming to PHX:
Phoenix - 2/1/10 @ Marquee Theater. All I have to do is trade shifts with this one guy I work with and see if I can take the light rail to...
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“I need a new cable box because my cat puked on mine and now it won’t turn...”
– customer.