July 2009
Note to self...
Do NOT have a child with a man who has nothing to do with them.
WHY?
Because my last name sucks and I wouldn’t want to name my son Lukas Purvis.
Ew.
Time for Husky Tuesday
baravettski:
Skateboarding is awesome. Yougodoitnowplzkgr8thx.
Teach me plz.
Kthnxbai.
Damnit.
Everyone on here lives so damn far away.
Who doesn’t live east of Colorado/Texas?
June 2009
BAH!
HELP ME TUMBLR PEEPS!
I need some balls, STAT!
[Just for the next five minutes]
The BET awards knows how to get down...people in...
so-very-sarah:
alabibecia:
so-very-sarah:
holy shiz children!
Bell Biv Devoe
No WAY!
That girl is poison!
hell ya! lol… thank god someone else on tumblr is old enough to know bel biv devoe lol
Sarah, I think we should be best tumblr friends.
Unless you already have one.
:D
The BET awards knows how to get down...people in...
so-very-sarah:
holy shiz children!
Bell Biv Devoe
No WAY!
That girl is poison!
yes i know...
so-very-sarah:
i’m a white girl from Missouri…but…
I love me some Snoop.
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edit…I just have to also add…
T.I’s babymama, girl friend, fiance…whatever she is…she’s pretty UNattractive…sorry.
There is no need to apologize, we all know this is true.
Oh so very true.
I was wrong about this whole God thing. The...
Maria: Billy Mays died
Me: WTF!? Damn.
Me: You see...God is calling his children home. Farrah, MJ, and Billy Mays are the only ones who made the cut.
Maria: The rapture!
Me: Hahahha it's the rapture, shoulda been more like MJ
Maria: Don't forget Ed
Me: Oh yea. He took Ed Mc first. The only 4 decent people on this planet apparently.
WTF? now billy mays? sweet jesus.
I was thinking the exact. same. thing.
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized...”
– Emo Philips
sostark:
Built to Spill- “Carry The Zero”
I’ve...
“You’re better off without him. Don’t call him. He’s breaking your heart.”
– - The Ataris (via quotewhore)
OHHHHHHH LORD!
“You were the first nice guy I met after so many bad ones. And I didn’t know if...”
– Men In Trees (via quotewhore)
You know you might be an alcoholic when...
livingwithyourparents:
Your cell phone which has been missing for over a week turns up mysteriously in your friend’s bushes behind his deck… You’ve never been to his house… that you remember…
-Kate
taf:
I just made a drink from the following ingredients (all values approximate):
75 ml cream
50 g dark cooking chocolate
1 Tbs brown sugar
1 Tbs Nutella
Splash of hot water
Pinch of chilli powder
I’m not sure that I’ll survive the bowl.
Good luck with that. Serious face.
Shit son
The Circus was amazing. I’m glad I didn’t get to see it until now. Because I’m an adult and I can fully appreciate it.
HOWEVER, there was an amazing little girl there and I’m pretty sure that every time I looked at her I saw my future child.
And, I’m stoned.
Ha.
optimusrhyme:
Yesterday; The Beatles.
WatchNever. Gets. Old.
List of shit I need to learn:
How to speak Spanish and/or French. I’m Hispanic/ French Canadian , and I know only curse words and how to get a beer in Spanish. AND I know how to say cheese omlet in French. [Thank you Dexter’s Lab]
How to navigate confidently on my computer.
How to remove Linux from my computer and add Windows.
How to play the piano [like a pro]
How to get that one guy from work to ask me...
