November 2009
thismightsuck:
MGMT - Time to Pretend
hadn’t...
paulewogblog:
This is the first Halloween in a very long time that I haven’t dressed up for or even been able to go out on. This makes me sad. I got about 15 texts from my Phoenix friends that were annoyed that, because of my illness, I didn’t make the hour and a half drive up last night for one lone evening of debauchery.
Thanks for rubbing it in, assholes.
I take solace in knowing that if I...
These flowers smell disgusting.
Kill me now.
K THNX BAI!
“I disagree with these experts. Someone has got to stand up to experts.”
– Anti-evolutionist Don McLeroy, a dentist and chair of the Texas State Board of Education, at a hearing on Friday about the state’s science standards.
Texas vote leaves loopholes for teaching creationism (New Scientist)
(via datn)
LAWL WUT!?
Lub iz n de airzor
Aaron: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/02/17/
Alicia: Awwwwww, damnit. I want luv plz.
Aaron: you got it!
Alicia: I can haz luv?
Aaron: iz in ur heart, givin you lub
Alicia: AWWWWWWW, I heart you
Aaron: i know, i heart you
October 2009
I lost a follower
And I don’t know why.
:(
Do you not like my cat pictures and my face pictures?
…
Oh wait, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK.
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Does anyone have a karma story?
My friend* was telling me that he called in sick to work today just to play a new game he purchased and he now has a killer headache.
Karma.
STORY TYME!
It happened to me once.
I think it was like the fifth grade or something. My parents had just rented the first season of South Park and I called my mother at work after my father had left to tell her I was too sick to go to school so I could ...
carlovely:
say anything - wow, i can get sexual...
I want to go to London....right now. Whos with me?
(via so-very-sarah)
MEEEEEE! Pick me!
http://www.allshookup.info/images/
Alicia: I love Michael J. Fox
Alicia: I named my kitten after him
Jonathan: LOL
Alicia: But he died :(
Alicia: my cat, not the man
Alicia: ...
Alicia: yet.
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it. Groucho Marx
I won’t belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
Groucho Marx
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or...
-Groucho Marx
I really like a lot of his quotes.
So be prepared for a slew of them.
A SLEW I SAY!
“Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.”
– Thomas Jones
From the...
Microsoft Pulls Out Of Family Guy Sponsorship… Gets Half The Benefit For None Of The Money?
In the past couple weeks a few folks had sent in various versions of the plan by Microsoft to sponsor an entire episode of the show Family Guy that would involve somehow weaving Microsoft Windows 7 into the story. While some found the whole concept to be “the end of the world,” that was...
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caitygee:
Holland 1945 | Neutral Milk Hotel
I'm bursting Jerry! Bursting!
(via sostark)
I heard his voice in my head when I read this.
<3 Seinfeld
86400:
“California One Youth and Beauty Brigade”...
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
I no longer have Ubuntu on my computer.
Windows all the way!
It was sad to get rid of it though.
:(
…
I’m over it.
TYME 4 SUM ITUNESZOR!
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But, I've watched Degrassi since I was twelve...
Do you think that once they get rid of of the good characters on your favorite show and replace them with A BUNCH OF REEEEEEEEEEETARDS, that it’s time to get a new show?