thismightsuck: MGMT - Time to Pretend hadn’t...
paulewogblog: This is the first Halloween in a very long time that I haven’t dressed up for or even been able to go out on. This makes me sad. I got about 15 texts from my Phoenix friends that were annoyed that, because of my illness, I didn’t make the hour and a half drive up last night for one lone evening of debauchery. Thanks for rubbing it in, assholes. I take solace in knowing that if I...
These flowers smell disgusting.
Kill me now. K THNX BAI!
I disagree with these experts. Someone has got to stand up to experts.– Anti-evolutionist Don McLeroy, a dentist and chair of the Texas State Board of Education, at a hearing on Friday about the state’s science standards. Texas vote leaves loopholes for teaching creationism (New Scientist) (via datn) LAWL WUT!?
Lub iz n de airzor
Alicia: Awwwwww, damnit. I want luv plz.
Aaron: you got it!
Alicia: I can haz luv?
Aaron: iz in ur heart, givin you lub
Alicia: AWWWWWWW, I heart you
Aaron: i know, i heart you
I lost a follower
And I don’t know why. :( Do you not like my cat pictures and my face pictures? … Oh wait, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK.
Does anyone have a karma story?
My friend* was telling me that he called in sick to work today just to play a new game he purchased and he now has a killer headache. Karma. STORY TYME! It happened to me once. I think it was like the fifth grade or something. My parents had just rented the first season of South Park and I called my mother at work after my father had left to tell her I was too sick to go to school so I could ...
carlovely: say anything - wow, i can get sexual...
I want to go to London....right now. Whos with me?
(via so-very-sarah) MEEEEEE! Pick me!
Alicia: I love Michael J. Fox
Alicia: I named my kitten after him
Alicia: But he died :(
Alicia: my cat, not the man
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it. Groucho Marx
I won’t belong to any organization that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or...
-Groucho Marx I really like a lot of his quotes. So be prepared for a slew of them. A SLEW I SAY!
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.– Thomas Jones
Microsoft Pulls Out Of Family Guy Sponsorship… Gets Half The Benefit For None Of The Money? In the past couple weeks a few folks had sent in various versions of the plan by Microsoft to sponsor an entire episode of the show Family Guy that would involve somehow weaving Microsoft Windows 7 into the story. While some found the whole concept to be “the end of the world,” that was...
caitygee: Holland 1945 | Neutral Milk Hotel
I'm bursting Jerry! Bursting!
(via sostark) I heard his voice in my head when I read this. <3 Seinfeld
86400: “California One Youth and Beauty Brigade”...
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
I no longer have Ubuntu on my computer. Windows all the way! It was sad to get rid of it though. :( … I’m over it. TYME 4 SUM ITUNESZOR!
But, I've watched Degrassi since I was twelve...
Do you think that once they get rid of of the good characters on your favorite show and replace them with A BUNCH OF REEEEEEEEEEETARDS, that it’s time to get a new show?